The Exotic Republic of Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Right Honourable Ian Smith with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 943 million Rhodesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.

The very strong Rhodesian economy, worth 74.4 trillion Rhodesian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 78,949 Rhodesian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots, The Right Honourable Ian Smith has just been declared ruler of Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia in an international press conference, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia's national animal is the Sable Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Salisbury-Southern Rhodesia is ranked 83,163^rd in the world and 140^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Beautiful Environments, with 590.49 pounds of wildlife per square mile.